If football is so slow but also hard to follow, sounds like you should join frank reynolds at the nitwit school.

Also, vandalizing city property and harassing opposing fans happens in every sports city in the history of sports, though I invite you to cite such a gentlemanly city devoid of such tomfoolery. Since you’re a pens fan, I can assure you as a former resident of Pittsburgh it happens there too.

Also, the eagle you’re referring to is a rookie reserve backup who I’m sure will soon be cut. Not sure why this is a reflection on the team or anyone other than himself.

Unoriginal shitpost, 2/10