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z7q2 t1_iu0xmzt wrote

Phillies fans vs. 550 gallons of sex lube

My money is on the fans. Good luck out there.

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OptimusSublime t1_iu0y3gd wrote

I feel like using water based lubricant is actually a mistake in this scenario. There's gonna be so much sweat and beer flowing to totally make this method completely ineffective.

These poles will be climbed regardless of our foolish attempts to stop it.

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givemebackmybrain t1_iu4mbw6 wrote

Probably going to use the newer silicon based one, so instead of free samples by mail, let the fans feel the glide all night no matter how wet it gets.

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_Sebaceous_cyst t1_iu2ca2l wrote

Well I’ll be down there with 5 gallon buckets and a spatula scooping it in to said buckets. Resale!

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KenzoWap t1_iu2att0 wrote

Don’t fucking jinx us

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greg220 t1_iu2i4m4 wrote

Was just walking around on Broad street and checked to see if the poles are greased. Guess the trucks of lube haven’t arrived yet.

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