My children and I will be hacking faces into pumpkins and gouging their innards in an effort to amuse pedestrians. We will be doing this with smiles on our faces and forever etching horrified looks into otherwise innocent plants.

Check wooderice.com, they keep a pretty good up-to-date list of events of all kinds

Passyunk Ave Fall Fest is this Saturday and I think PumpkinFest on South Street? You could also do haunted attractions - ESP, Lincoln Mill, Bates Motel etc.

Am I looking at the right site?

The most recent event they have posted is October 6th.

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Here's something for Oct 28 & 29, Oct 29, Nov 2. Not sure what's up with the calendar function but I just use a rss app for anything that gets posted

Cool, thanks. I guess it's just the Events tab.

Midtown village is having its fall festival/halloween party Saturday 12-8pm.

Queen & Rook Game Cafe is a vegan/vegetarian board game cafe that is having Halloween festivities all weekend.

I know you said no food, but it might be worth checking out Monster Vegan.

Spooky themed vegan restaurant (also a bar), but the food is really good and they’ll probably have something fun going on Halloween weekend.

You guys sound like tons of fun

I came here to suggest the same thing. They also have fun non-alcoholic mixed drinks.

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we are!! thanks!

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There's a Pumpkinfest noon to 4 on Saturday at Headhouse (2nd & Lombard).

They're gonna have hayrides, spooky-themed food, pumpkin decorating, and other stuff.

So you don’t drink and still couldn’t manage to edit your post? At least drinking gives the excuse for having two Saturdays in a weekend. Twice. Also, kids hate you too.

Monster Vegan has non-alcoholic cocktails and a spooky vibe. Great food as well!

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