I mean…. “Hankering”… are you a true believer? Can you tell the difference?

Whole Foods sells something resembling cornbread that may be mean enough.

If your butt is fat and your cholesterol is high enough to tell the difference, youll understand that no place makes that in this city besides maybe a church outing.

Get yourself some soy lecithin. Get a muffin/cupcakes pan. Get yourself a corn muffin mix that comes in a bag, not a box. Use one egg.

Grease the spaces on that sheet with that soy like you’re trying to DJ Jazzy Jeff your girl’s mouth off.

Ladle the mix in like you’re playing chicken with your stones over a piranha tank. Bake. Butter. Bust.