Years ago I was driving across Texas and caught a whiff of a horrendous rotting meat mixed with BO and wet dog smell. It kept getting stronger and I realized it was probably the truck way ahead of me, just short of the horizon.

I decided to tough it out long enough to pass it. Probably a bad plan. The stink just kept getting thicker until I was almost gagging.

But I passed it! The truck was painted all white at some point, but most of it was obscured with brown stains and rust. Stenciled crookedly across the back was a single word: INEDIBLE.

I don't know who needed that sign.