PsBattle: A bird standing near her eggsSubmitted by rxdrug t3_y68gbe in photoshopbattles
PM_ME_YOUR_BEAMSHOTS t1_isovtng wrote
sezel4 t1_ispf55l wrote
Murder birb
zordabo t1_isr3quy wrote
It's already a murder bird. Razor sharp talons, they run up and rip your guts out.
HanaLuLu t1_isqo6y4 wrote
Literally my immediate reaction was to say, actually aloud, "That is a Cassowary, stay the frick away!!" while noting the eggs are helpfully bright green so you can spot and then avoid them from a distance
Wey-Yu t1_ispo6z0 wrote
Well that's nice another English term to remember
idobrowsemuch t1_issaqrc wrote
Here's another. Defenestrate
ThresherGDI t1_ispsfmm wrote
I triple-dog-dare someone to take an egg.
zip_zam_zoo t1_isqxydt wrote
I laughed to hard at this lol
wju2004 t1_isscjx1 wrote
I'll take my chances with the frozen flag pole.
AwfulAltIsAwful t1_isp1t1o wrote
But I really need that wallet man.
DragonLordofErie t1_isqd70t wrote
I feel like these would be great against enemy insurgents just raise up a bunch of them and give him a bunch of steroids and other drugs and just parachute them in I mean really what could be more surprising than 50 murderous cassowaries.
Integratedgrapes t1_isru0u5 wrote
I'm not sure if that's a war crime, but I feel like it should be.
vobre t1_issaq8x wrote
You play Rimworld, don’t you?
DragonLordofErie t1_issb1ky wrote
No but it looks interesting.
vobre t1_issc5uq wrote
You could literally do in game exactly what you described.
DragonLordofErie t1_issuyj5 wrote
Very interesting and hilarious.
immpro t1_isq06bk wrote
Uh oh..I think that bird is going to tell us about Bitcoin!
BandicootPlastic5444 t1_isrbo40 wrote
Yeah- ballsy photo.
MotherRaven t1_isrhifh wrote
They are dinosaurs after all.
Pixel_Nerd92 t1_isre8gk wrote
Appropriate to be sure, but who lived to tell the tale?
MRflibbertygibbets t1_isrm97i wrote
That’s glorious
Away-Net-7241 t1_isrssq0 wrote
The bird of death, as I like to call it
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