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am_rawr t1_j9ukdo3 wrote

Crying in 5'6"

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outstartedreckjh59 t1_j9vltj5 wrote

I’ve done really well sexually at 5’7”

I can only imagine how easy it would be if I were 6’

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Dyzerio t1_j9vvdbq wrote

Trying to get nudes on Reddit isn't doing well sexually bud

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martusfine t1_j9uo1ii wrote

Cries in forced perspective.

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Alex_butler t1_j9wfnjh wrote

I looked it up cause I was curious and knew Wembanyama was really tall, Tremont Waters #51 is 5’11” and Victor Wembanyama #1 is listed at 7’3” but he’s just 19 years old and a recent article came out saying he’s grown and now 7’5” with shoes on. He’s projected to be the #1 pick in the NBA draft so that’s likely why people were so interested in that.

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hildebrot t1_j9v312v wrote

I always say on my dating profiles I'm 5'11'' even though I'm over 6'. Filters out many of the superficial people.

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StranglesMcWhiskey t1_j9ul291 wrote

There's also a huge perspective effect here.

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drsmith21 t1_j9vi2q3 wrote

Front guy is also 7’4” and the back guy is 5’11”

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A40 t1_j9unjq8 wrote

Thing is, that six-footer has to shop in the 'old man' section of the store, while the 5'11-incher gets all of the boys, children's, youth, and short-stuff sections!

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TechnicalVegetable42 t1_j9wprr9 wrote

#1 is a guy named Victor Wembanyama, aged 19. He's 7'4" and he's considered by virtually every person on earth to be the #1 overall pick in this year's NBA draft. #51 is LSU alum Tremont Waters. He's 5'11".

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ITCM4 t1_j9v203q wrote

I get the joke every time someone makes it. But the thing is dudes that are 5’11” and some change can just say they are 6’. Who the hell is gonna call you on it?

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aje0200 t1_j9vgkdy wrote

That’s exactly me, I’m something like 5’11” and a half. I say 6’ but every time I feel like I’m lying

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BabyDeezus t1_j9vgyip wrote

Saying “and a half” sounds childish, it’s ok to round up if it’s legit 11 and a half. I’m 5’9 and a half and definitely say 5’10. Gimme that extra place value in my height.

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greenbayva t1_j9vjg97 wrote

I’m 5’9” but claim 6’ then stare at people after I say it to make things uncomfortable.

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matts1 t1_j9w0d6b wrote

I've always included the "and a half" because I couldn't careless if that makes me seem childish. I am what I am.

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aje0200 t1_j9viek1 wrote

I know I’m 181cm and just checked again. It’s a quarter… maybe I should start saying 5’11” 😂

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Doggleganger t1_j9ve50t wrote

Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

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Porter_Dog t1_j9wdl02 wrote

Looks like a lot more than a 1" difference.

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rocketlauncher2 t1_j9we1ek wrote

Omg I’m shorter than both of them

Edit: wait you tricked me

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theChzziest t1_j9wiz03 wrote

Ouch I’ve never been hurt so badly

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BucketsAMF t1_j9wt9mf wrote

Actually 5'11". I hate this.

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kstinfo t1_j9wxapj wrote

This guy is going to stand under the basket and wait for someone to throw the ball to him. Such talent. He'll probably go through his entire career with one pair of shoes.

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truck_boat_truck_ t1_j9wzeue wrote

Where’d you get he’s 6ft? If he is, I’ve been measuring my junk totally wrong.

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RBD666 t1_j9y1ed4 wrote

Perspective is fun!

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sansamour69 t1_j9y7ffk wrote

Isn’t he like 7 feet something and still growing?

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brettyrocks t1_j9yhgbx wrote

I feel like the perspective is being forced.

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X_Fiery_Jack_X t1_j9ysals wrote

Yeah that’s only an inch height difference

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Coldtoes2023 t1_j9vfx09 wrote

That is foreshortening or whatever it’s called…some Gandalf/Frodo photographic tricks.

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Dr_Gomer_Piles t1_j9vo35t wrote

It's actually not, the foreground player is 7' 3", the one in the back is 5'10". It's just a stupid joke.

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