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Slummish t1_j945949 wrote

I should have added geese to that list as well. A goose will chase off a bobcat (or human) without a second thought.

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SirPierreDelecto t1_j94846c wrote

Saw post of one chasing off a tiger today. They simply don’t give a fuck who you think you are.

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Slummish t1_j948uma wrote

If I had three wishes, the first one would be 'to know everything.'

Geese must be an evolutionary offspring as some ancient line of FUCKYOUASAURUS.

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CrossP t1_j94bci7 wrote

Because they know in their hearts that they are bigger and louder than us.

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Slummish t1_j94bmid wrote

And they've got those crazy backward-facing teeth in their beaks!

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