On top of Sedooooo-na,
all covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meeeet-baaall,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the taaaay-bull,
and on to the floor.
and then my poor meeet-baaaall,
went out on a tour.

It went to you siiiiiii-ster,
and your mama as well,
I could see the left ooooo-vers,
by the sauce and the smell.

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