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SnooJokes7263 t1_j25kz5v wrote
I may regret asking but... What's a poop knife?
ginga_bread42 t1_j25t4zd wrote
Infamous reddit story of someone describing how their family has a knife to break up poops so it doesn't clog the toilet. They said this as if it was totally normal. Another weird part of the story is the poop knife was not stored in the bathroom but in a communal area like a mud room on a rack.
GuestStarr t1_j25lt02 wrote
What would you guess it is? No, not that but the first thing that popped in your mind. Yes, that's it!
Responsible-Stick-50 t1_j25figc wrote
No shit (no pun intended), I thought "poop knives" was a joke. And now my brain is filled w soooo many questions.
My day is definitely going downhill from here...
Gaymer043 t1_j25m5j7 wrote
It isn’t…….. sometimes, people aren’t nutritionally equal, and because of that, their poops are harder than rocks, and can possibly rip open your anus. Which is why people will use a knife, (or a spoon), to chop it up into little bits first
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deadstar420 t1_j25e864 wrote
Arguably more secure than the original lock
DSVhex t1_j25z08p wrote
Poop knife 2: Return of the Legend
Accomplished_Most_91 t1_j25wttj wrote
If theres only one stall in the bathroom, can't you just lock the main door to the bathroom instead? Unless the poop knife is listed as a special feature at the establishment. By any chance is it a place called MacGyver's?
Onthegluesince82 t1_j264ma5 wrote
Its been said to death but wtf is with American cubicles? Whys there a gap?!
Dark_Mode_Nose_Wind t1_j25d74z wrote
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
markawol t1_j25e7k6 wrote
That’s not a knife…
Difficult-Yak-2691 t1_j25hqg1 wrote
KNOIFE.
Interesting-Ad7940 t1_j25f0qu wrote
I wonder if they periodically rotate this knife out and put it back in service. You're welcome, for the vomit thought of the day.
Savings-Helicopter78 OP t1_j25h4db wrote
Usually i try to go in there with a clean knife in my pocket and let the other heathens fend for themselves
Difficult-Yak-2691 t1_j25hwgo wrote
Gonna a need a bigger knife, it's taco bell Tuesday everyday.
crywolf203 t1_j25kx93 wrote
Flashbacks to the poop knife story 😭😭. Reddit never forgets
Positive_Chemical_91 t1_j25r5kr wrote
What in the fresh hell
SteamSpectrometer t1_j25t5i0 wrote
Shouldnt your company owner be ashamed of such a disgusting and unnecessary thing?
Procrasturbating t1_j25y89b wrote
Great! Now make a fake email and bitch to corporate as if you were a customer. Mention the manager you told about it on seperate visits if the boss is a jerk.
BraceThis t1_j264479 wrote
Where do you work?
Savings-Helicopter78 OP t1_j26dyv1 wrote
At a restaurant. The mens bathroom only has the one stall but 4 urinals because it was the cheaper option.
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ydob_suomynona t1_j26c63q wrote
Could've ordered a replacement off Amazon faster than it took you to take the picture. But let me guess.. not your job?
ForeskinMuncher42069 t1_j26cwe5 wrote
Why would an employee buy an industrial bathroom lock with their own money lmfao. Boss could've done this long ago but doesn't care
Savings-Helicopter78 OP t1_j26du3g wrote
Im paid less than minimum wage my guy, im not spending my money to fix some shit my poorly managed work should have.
Sensible_Ben t1_j26gks7 wrote
But...what do you do when you need to slice the poop?
circular_file t1_j27365o wrote
Wait, what?
redddcrow t1_j27cl96 wrote
tip: if you need a poop knife you need to eat less meat and drink more coffee 😂
AB1186 t1_j2802yl wrote
The what
burnodo2 t1_j28jowg wrote
poop knife with a serrated blade?
Chance_Frame1507 t1_j2a5lgs wrote
Oh man…. I have been using these to butter my bread. No idea why my wife stored them next to the cutlery.
Teacher-Investor t1_j25ecxt wrote
Belongs in r/antiwork... when your employer doesn't care at all about human dignity.
jarnathaney t1_j25d3yg wrote
I thought the poop knife was an urban legend