While I’m sure this is normal for you and a non issue?

This is freaking me right the hell out. I can’t imagine not being able to pick the daily gunk out, I can’t imagine not being able to move my toes independently.

This doesn’t even count as webbing. Your toes are fused. And while yes, the fused toes are the best possible combination of fused toes, when it comes to functionality? I still can’t get a grasp on it or be less freaked out.

Not freaked out by you or your toes themselves. I’m freaked out by the thought of having fused toes and a permanent layer of itchy toe jelly that I can never reach or resolve.

Edit: on another completely unrelated note? You have really nicely formed feet…. Despite the uni-toe.