Which ones are which? I’ll see myself out…

You're a baby to him

Please tell us you're not a minor.

To the left, we have his jeans, to the right we have his jorts.

Sadly yours cost $20 more

And your small ones are likely more expensive than his big ones.

I'm 25, just stopped growing in 2008

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How'd you even get in?

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The only thing that I'd fear is producing a giant girl and/or a tiny boy. Not that there's anything wrong with it but society is mean.

I was in the jean pool!

So far our kids have all come out the bigger side of average thankfully, but I've definitely thought about that

He must destroy you 🤣

It's interesting how different cultures view sizes of people. I would be thankful if my children weren't on the bigger side. Many complications from being big, plus, everything is more expensive.

Interesting repost from this morning.

Not fat, just tall. We haven't had issues finding clothes, shoes, and car seats yet

Pornohub ruined my mind….

How can he eat puuuu.... ding? 😁😁😁

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I know this is extremely rude to ask, but I feel like I have too. Did he need to be on on all fours while proposing?

We were actually both standing, he didn't want to kneel in the snow

They're probably more expensive too, right? Women's clothes prices are ridiculous.

You never know, I'm 6'2" and my tool looks the same as it did when I was 8.