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fidlersound t1_j6dexlc wrote

Also know as "the George Clinton of lobsters".

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justreddis t1_j6e41qk wrote

Or “the Alien vs Lobster of lobsters”

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grafknives t1_j6i3nb8 wrote

Now we need to deep fake it. :D

That so awesome predator mask/face

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The6milliondollarman t1_j6isiww wrote

Whoa I just commented that too! That’s wild lol That’s the first thing I thought of after looking at this guy. 😎

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THBLD t1_j6ena3c wrote

Lmfao, that's a great analogy. If I had awards I'd grant you one.

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CassandraVindicated t1_j6h3ya8 wrote

My fondest memory of Jon Favreau will always be him bring the Funk to the party. Solid move.

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Nicktastic6 t1_j6ded5r wrote

"What the hell are you"

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trongzoon t1_j6dfpw3 wrote

Looks like if I ate a few bites of this I’d start hearing Parliament Funkadelic and hallucinating some wild shit

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codex064 t1_j6dhryc wrote

It looks like the predator dropped acid.

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smallways t1_j6dmoe3 wrote

Either it has or I have, but one of us is fucked up beyond repair. It looks like a lobster r that entered itself into aSan Francisco Art Car Show

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t0m4_87 t1_j6du6gn wrote

and usually the more colorful an animal is, the more deadlier it is, so is it poisonous, venomous or jumps on my face and lays eggs?

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foodfood321 t1_j6e8cmt wrote

My guess is that it is an effective camouflage scheme in its natural environment! Flourishing coral reef biotopes are kaleidoscopic with color and patterns

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shortyrags t1_j6dzd5g wrote

No it apparently tastes delicious

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Ohbeejuan t1_j6ebqrc wrote

Yes, even among other types of lobster it is more highly valued. They also have figured out how to raise them in captivity, so they probably aren't going anywhere anytime soon.

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CassandraVindicated t1_j6h44wg wrote

How do I search for this lobster such that I can eat it? I'm in the PNW for reference.

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Ohbeejuan t1_j6hogj8 wrote

Ornate, Rainbow, Tropical Lobster really any combo of those might work. But chances are you won’t find them in the states. Even where they are from they are rare, not that they’ve been overfished, they’ve always been rare.

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pichael288 t1_j6g4b2k wrote

It's a little different underwater. Past a certain point the light waves of certain colors won't penetrate that deep, so after a certain point the only color you can see is blue. This is why deep water is blue, that's the only wavelength that goes that deep. Might look radically different down there. Ocean creatures, especially crustaceans like the mantis shrimp, can see a much much wider range of color than we can

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BlazerWookiee t1_j6f08wt wrote

Shiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look

Shiny I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec

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fluffy_squidtooth OP t1_j6dk3gy wrote

Mardi Gras lobster!

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666pool t1_j6edre8 wrote

If only lobsters had mammary glands.

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ConnectionIssues t1_j6fe3t9 wrote

I grew up in the NOLA area. It's all fun and games until you realize a lot of folks flashing are in their 40s and 50's, and haven't been treated kindly by Louisiana's barely sub- tropical sun exposure.

They usually get stuff thrown at them just so they'll put stuff away.

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Sulphur99 t1_j6gvp7g wrote

Monster Girl Quest has a Crab Girl, but sadly no lobster girls.

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Fign t1_j6eoyem wrote

It looks to me like Indian-temple lobster

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RandomPassword90 t1_j6de0bz wrote

I hope it doesnt get cooked

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Viper67857 t1_j6hkcq6 wrote

Well I wouldn't recommend eating it raw. That would be worse for both you and the poor lobster.

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RandomPassword90 t1_j6hlbfm wrote

Hahaha omg thank you for mking me laugh was feeling shitty awhile ago gif

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LeilaDFW t1_j6deqc4 wrote

Beautiful and even has yin/yang.

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joshsetafire t1_j6dzyic wrote

Distant relative to the hypnotoad.

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Particular-Ad-1778 t1_j6e9v89 wrote

Fun fact: Spiny lobsters like Panulirus ornatus here are actually better at defending themselves against predators than lobsters with claws. They use their spines and long antennae (which are also covered in spines) as weapons and will even use their tails to drive the antennae into the eyes of their attackers. Big ones are formidable, even for human divers.

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atomworks t1_j6dflik wrote

I think you'll find that's a Predator's head.

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T1N7 t1_j6e12wc wrote

This thing literally looks like an ancient and forgotten god of a long gone civilization

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not2dv8 t1_j6e7wqq wrote

Loborsteris DMT

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iGoalie t1_j6eb25o wrote

I think I had a poster of this guy in my college dorm!

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schlitz91 t1_j6esp7o wrote

On the 8th day, God dropped acid

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Pandantic t1_j6fv3zr wrote

🎶well Tamatoa hasn’t always been this glam 🎶

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Migwelded t1_j6g7hos wrote

It looks like he is trying to throw off lobster recognition cameras.

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Asleep_Ad_6598 t1_j6ggoq3 wrote

But That lobster in the pic is not living creature now in Earth He is dead🥲

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TripleJeopardy3 t1_j6dmoro wrote

I don't know how to think about colorful lobsters until I get context. This is a one in how many millions or billions find?

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BigfootSF68 t1_j6ds7c5 wrote

I know what Dojocat is dressing up like next year.

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[deleted] t1_j6dszf9 wrote

That is wild. Is it perfectly symmetrical?

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soakf t1_j6dvntr wrote

Stable Diffusion, make a funkadelic Parliament lobster.

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weaselmaster t1_j6dvvs0 wrote

Trying to out-cuttlefish the cuttlefish?

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WealthTomorrow0810 t1_j6dyosl wrote

Wow...natural selection was on high when did the selection it seems.

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tookandbackagain t1_j6dzkbx wrote

Is that on a cutting board or the deck of a boat?

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aksoileau t1_j6e1pk9 wrote

The darkness cannot be breached.

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kylel999 t1_j6e4zvl wrote

The pattern looks like those patterns made to confuse AI

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DuaneHicks t1_j6e5wec wrote

If it bleeds...we can kill it.

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foodfood321 t1_j6e8112 wrote

This is not stable diffusion? This is real? O.o It's soooo beautiful!

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CragMcBeard t1_j6edo7e wrote

Is this on Red Lobster’s PRIDE menu?

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silencerider t1_j6edya8 wrote

Took me a second to realize this wasn't r/psychedelicart

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Tater_Mater t1_j6eeane wrote

I keep seeing the predator looking at this

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AlfieGandon t1_j6elqgu wrote

My dad bought the same patterned shirt when he went through his midlife crisis.

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Ardenraym t1_j6epomf wrote

Did it come with an antique gun?

Asking for a friend.

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nzdennis t1_j6ez307 wrote

Bloody amazing

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p4nnus t1_j6ez77z wrote

My name is Panu and Im confused.

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SamMajors t1_j6ezoyr wrote

Rainbow garlic butter. Coming up

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willpb t1_j6f35yy wrote

Wow, that is super trippy! Wouldn't be surprised to see it as like a videogame baddie or something. Cool stuff!

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ElGuano t1_j6f7ooe wrote

Has he always been this grand??

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Far_Out_6and_2 t1_j6fkgpw wrote

This pretty “Rainbow Lobster “ is dope

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Something_Else_2112 t1_j6fna0t wrote

Amazing detail and colors on this amazing creature.

Where the Sky Blue meets the Purple on the right side. It looks like a Planet of the Apes
Purple Bearded Monkey Man wearing a Blue Civil War cap. And the Blue Cap on the other side of the Lobster's face is on a Monkey Zombie face.

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lonememe t1_j6fq52o wrote

Lysergic lobster!

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platonicgin t1_j6fx1iz wrote

I thought this was a “Predator Pride” meme. I should just go to bed

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callmedata1 t1_j6g15rj wrote

First the xenohorse, now this. All within 3 posts of each other

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tmdqlstnekaos t1_j6g1ubd wrote

If you think about it, these creatures are looking scary and very disturbing. They are like giant sea bugs. Crazy to thnk first person to try to eat them.

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SrValou t1_j6g5q01 wrote

A G A G F E D C# D

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dwil0000 t1_j6ganr8 wrote

What are the odds of this lobster??? Don't you know how reddit works? You can't post a picture of a rare lobster without indicating the odds. /s

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some_dude5 t1_j6gmp0f wrote

I wonder what bass boosted piece of classical music would best accompany his sudden appearance

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jimx117 t1_j6gu1fo wrote

I think he wants to be SHIYEEE-NAAYYYY

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Denaljo13 t1_j6guqnj wrote

Dammmmmmn! That triggered a flashback! Thx. eh!

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CronosMaxi t1_j6gwhcx wrote

We were at a party His earlobe fell in the deep Someone reached in and grabbed it It was a rock lobster Rock lobster Rock lobster

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Zahkrosis t1_j6hhdob wrote

I'm split between wanting to eat this and keeping it as a pet

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ktElwood t1_j6hkvuq wrote

One ugly motherfucker.

Alien's arive at earth, find 70% if it covered in Water, will assume that's were most intelligent life has developed, see that kind of shit, instantly death-ray the planet.

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tankcostello t1_j6hx1ev wrote

Can we get a banana for scale?

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TooL7777777 t1_j6i2udx wrote

That Lobster looks so good, couldnt eat it...

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Western2486 t1_j6i463i wrote

Wow, the costumes in the next predator are lookin pretty good

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Mantaur4HOF t1_j6i49m3 wrote

Dammit even the lobsters are woke now!

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kodiak9117 t1_j6ianxj wrote

This lobster was in "Avatar: The Way of Water" I'm sure of it!!

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joebert72 t1_j6dx95l wrote

I feel like there is taste the rainbow joke here somewhere.

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loseunclecuntly t1_j6g29kw wrote

And I’ll bet it cooks up red, just like every other lobster.

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DrDestruct0 t1_j6fy16x wrote

I wonder what it will look like cooked

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