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exmojo t1_j5faxn4 wrote

Reply to comment by imapassenger1 in The menu at my local cheese shop by Sleep-system

Wensleydale: Ah! We do have some Camembert, sir.

Mousebender: You do! Excellent.

Wensleydale: It's a bit runny, sir.

Mousebender: Oh, I like it runny.

Wensleydale: Well as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir.

Mousebender: No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'apelle Camembert, s'il vous plaît.

Wensleydale: I think it's runnier than you like it, sir.

Mousebender: (smiling grimley) I don't care how FUCKING runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

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