I think the more important question is "Will it be accompanied by a siren, and will every other local municipality ALSO blow their siren in solidarity?"
Fucking old people LOVE a goddamn siren blaring all summer long, for mysterious reasons.
I don't know why, to this day, we still use them. Everyone has a mobile phone. The siren conveys zero information to anyone, other than LOUD NOISE HAPPENING EVERYONE.
It could be the Pens scoring, it could be an actual fire, it could be a curfew, it could be Lawrenceville mounting some sort of attack from the river, but no, we use a machine to make a screaming noise.
GargantuanWitch t1_jchdaao wrote
I think the more important question is "Will it be accompanied by a siren, and will every other local municipality ALSO blow their siren in solidarity?"
Fucking old people LOVE a goddamn siren blaring all summer long, for mysterious reasons.