Sitting at home. There's not really kids in my neighborhood, and the scant few there are all go to nicer neighborhoods to trick or treat.

Sitting on my porch drinking beer and saying hi to the neighbors, with a giant bowl of candy on my front step.

Friends party in a cyberpunk outfit

Spotted lanternfly

Will be recovering from two days of Halloween parties while hiding from the neighborhood kids wanting to trick or treat.

Sleeping. No kids in my neighborhood

insert middle school "your mom" joke here

Handing out candy at a few trunk or treats. Trick or Treating around the neighborhood with the kiddos. Bonfire party with friends. Just the usual.

Your mother.

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