Ok, my reply was a joke but clearly it has bothered you more than it should. You don't have to use reductio ad ridiculum by creating extreme examples.

A few things to think about:

• First and foremost, you can be friends with anybody you want. The point is that they may not want to be friends with you.
• People exercise judgment when choosing friends and extra judgment on Reddit. The point of the humor is not about policing your actions but rather the probability of success, given what you've revealed to be judged.
• Sex for most people is an intimate thing. You're free to openly announce that on your user name and similarly people are free to openly judge you for that.

TL DR: It's not about you and lmao can't believe I even typed this out but it's actually helpful. If you want to make friends, maybe create another account instead?