Man, we had this kid at work we nicknamed "Booger" because when he changed desks, they had to bring in cleaning people to scrape an insane amount of boogers off the underside of his desk.

He eventually got fired. A few of us would hit up a place by the Kennedy Giant Eagle that had all you could eat wings a certain day - saw him working there, turned right around and went somewhere else. Place seems to be closed now, so everyone else is spared from booger wings.