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InfiniteChicken t1_j50ez25 wrote

Joe Pera definitely got me feeling a bit amorous, too. He’s the sexy bad daddy of comedy.

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huh_phd t1_j504kts wrote

I hope you reconnect!

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Dinosquid t1_j50e2ol wrote

You might need to be a little more specific.

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[deleted] OP t1_j50lewl wrote

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radioflea t1_j50mqn2 wrote

Just go back during operating hours, and ask to speak to the woman. Tell her you need lost & found because you seem to have misplaced her number.

If this works then please invite me to the wedding.

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sophware t1_j50nxnu wrote

Are we definitely talking about a woman, with a man being the person seeking?

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Proof-Variation7005 t1_j51aqd8 wrote

I try not to presume because it's 2023 and all that, but my instinct was to assume the opposite as relying on an usher is close enough to "asking for directions" that I assumed a guy wouldn't be doing that.

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radioflea t1_j50ma1n wrote

Ah missed connections, what a time to be alive.

I used to know a bunch of guys who would go to the local bars and write real-time missed connections about woman as walked into the bar.

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BingBong022 t1_j51enda wrote

This isn't a missed connection, did you even talk to the person? What gives you the impression they are interested in you? My missed connection is Dua lipa, saw her in a bikini. Dua if you see this let's spark our missed connection

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M_Viv_Van_Buren t1_j51ph8i wrote

You should probably look up what a missed connection is before you try and act superior. But apparently you’re too busy putting up dick pics to stop shitting on other people.

And I’ve seen better.

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BingBong022 t1_j5224sa wrote

Is this a missed connection? I love you too babe

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M_Viv_Van_Buren t1_j52j31k wrote

It is. They connected when they were shown to their seats by the person they had a moment with and they missed their chance at connection. Some missed connections are one sided completely. Doesn’t make it not a missed connection.

Either way dudes who live in glass houses full of online dick pics probably shouldn’t try to throw stones at people who are trying to connect with people with words and real life interactions.

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BingBong022 t1_j53wsq3 wrote

O my goodness! You made me shed a tear, I'm a changed man...do you want me to send you a dik pic?

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will_this_1_work t1_j500jw0 wrote

Craigslist is over there

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joeboticus t1_j5019b3 wrote

C'mon grumpus, let OP dream. There's nothing going on in this sub anyway.

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Proof-Variation7005 t1_j50cvsk wrote

didn't they ditch missed connections? i thought they got rid of all the "personals" sub sections on account of the whole crackdown on internet advertised prostitution

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