Submitted by [deleted] t3_10fw65q in providence
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joeboticus t1_j5019b3 wrote
C'mon grumpus, let OP dream. There's nothing going on in this sub anyway.
[deleted] OP t1_j503zd1 wrote
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huh_phd t1_j504kts wrote
I hope you reconnect!
Proof-Variation7005 t1_j50cvsk wrote
didn't they ditch missed connections? i thought they got rid of all the "personals" sub sections on account of the whole crackdown on internet advertised prostitution
[deleted] OP t1_j50dn5n wrote
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Dinosquid t1_j50e2ol wrote
You might need to be a little more specific.
InfiniteChicken t1_j50ez25 wrote
Joe Pera definitely got me feeling a bit amorous, too. He’s the sexy bad daddy of comedy.
[deleted] OP t1_j50lewl wrote
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radioflea t1_j50ma1n wrote
Ah missed connections, what a time to be alive.
I used to know a bunch of guys who would go to the local bars and write real-time missed connections about woman as walked into the bar.
radioflea t1_j50mqn2 wrote
Just go back during operating hours, and ask to speak to the woman. Tell her you need lost & found because you seem to have misplaced her number.
If this works then please invite me to the wedding.
sophware t1_j50nxnu wrote
Are we definitely talking about a woman, with a man being the person seeking?
Maleficent_Weird8613 t1_j50q9l9 wrote
Lol! Good luck locking down this Bengal tiger
Proof-Variation7005 t1_j51aqd8 wrote
I try not to presume because it's 2023 and all that, but my instinct was to assume the opposite as relying on an usher is close enough to "asking for directions" that I assumed a guy wouldn't be doing that.
BingBong022 t1_j51enda wrote
This isn't a missed connection, did you even talk to the person? What gives you the impression they are interested in you? My missed connection is Dua lipa, saw her in a bikini. Dua if you see this let's spark our missed connection
M_Viv_Van_Buren t1_j51ph8i wrote
You should probably look up what a missed connection is before you try and act superior. But apparently you’re too busy putting up dick pics to stop shitting on other people.
And I’ve seen better.
Low-Medical t1_j51syne wrote
Ha - did that ever work?
onewithoutasoul t1_j51ua5i wrote
daaaaaaaaaaaaamn
leavingthecold t1_j51yg12 wrote
Did this place show adult films at one time?
BingBong022 t1_j5224sa wrote
Is this a missed connection? I love you too babe
BingBong022 t1_j5226cm wrote
You can watch
Wonderful_Bother9172 t1_j528ylz wrote
And the Craigslist murders.......
Wonderful_Bother9172 t1_j529463 wrote
Yes it did!
Proof-Variation7005 t1_j52cw3v wrote
they should call murderers "ruiners" cause they ruin just about everything.
M_Viv_Van_Buren t1_j52j31k wrote
It is. They connected when they were shown to their seats by the person they had a moment with and they missed their chance at connection. Some missed connections are one sided completely. Doesn’t make it not a missed connection.
Either way dudes who live in glass houses full of online dick pics probably shouldn’t try to throw stones at people who are trying to connect with people with words and real life interactions.
[deleted] OP t1_j53g2bx wrote
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Prota_Gonist t1_j53lox0 wrote
.............. does this approach work?
BingBong022 t1_j53wsq3 wrote
O my goodness! You made me shed a tear, I'm a changed man...do you want me to send you a dik pic?
BingBong022 t1_j53wvpd wrote
*cums on your mom's tits
Wonderful_Bother9172 t1_j5450t6 wrote
It might. The club is aware of the post. So time will tell......
10ATAR10 t1_j54j0rp wrote
what’s the excitement for
10ATAR10 t1_j54j1cd wrote
m1327 t1_j54wa75 wrote
JOE PERA
will_this_1_work t1_j500jw0 wrote
Craigslist is over there