My (m29) wife (f27)has a shit fetish and I don't know what to do

Submitted by thebeefydip t3_1280xr0 in relationship_advice

First things first i love my wife. Shes my bff, sweet, beautiful, smart and funny and i want to die with her. Two nights ago, me and my lovely wife were making sweet love. We had just started our penetrative vaginal sex with the intention of eventually moving onto anal sex (we are anal veterans 💪🏻 and have been for a long time) all things were normal until we began with her getting on her hands and knees (doggy) I put it in her ass and started anally penetrating her. About a minute and a half later I started smelling something terrible. Ungodly infact. It was also feeling and sounding warmer, wetter and gooier than usual. I pulled out and found that my cock had turned slightly browner than what I would consider normal... Before I could say anything she turned around and starting sucking my dick clean. She then giggles and says "you noticed sooner than expected, baby. I thought it might be better to throw you in the cold pool rather than let you dip your toes in." Meaning she figured I'd be more agreeable if she didn't tell me and just let me figure it out myself. I immediately got up and ran to the washroom and puked. She started crying and acted like SHE WAS THE VICTIM. Like are you fucking kidding me? You let me fuck you're poopy asshole without even telling me? It this made even more aggregious when you consider the deal about anal sex that her and I made, which is when her and I decide to have anal sex we go on a vegetarian diet together (obviously I don't need to but it comes off as more supportive if I do it with her) I don't know what do. I have not spoken to her since Wednesday and I miss her but I am so mad at her. I need help.

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TheSaltRose t1_jegrdo9 wrote

Shit happens.

Also, the way you wrote this sounds like a rough draft for a shitty erotica.

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ash-leg2 t1_jegs0wa wrote

>sounds like a rough draft for a shitty erotica.

That's a Bingo.

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Levistus21 t1_jegydfp wrote

Damn sorry bro. That would really make me look at my girl different too. Plus you gotta kiss that mouth later…. I’m sure she was trying to be hot and extra kinky but extra kinky stuff needs to be discussed before hand for sure.

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thebeefydip OP t1_jegz74u wrote

And btw she is a lovely lady I prob would not have puked tbh if she hadn't sucked her own poop off my dick like a wingbone

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JHGG2 t1_jeh2vfh wrote

WTF did I just read. Ugh… How do I get this shitty image of what I read out of my head?

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Bellissimabee t1_jegppk7 wrote

I mean it's an ass hole what were you expecting it to come out like, covered in glitter? And I hate to burst your bubble, but I'm vegetarian and that doesnt make my shit smell like roses.

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thebeefydip OP t1_jegpvw1 wrote

The idea of the veggie diet it to make it so that there is no shit on my cock when I do anal

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Quiet-Hamster6509 t1_jegvakb wrote

You realise that no matter what food is ingested, it still comes out as excrement, right?

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Bellissimabee t1_jegqeqq wrote

But surely you must have known before sticking it in that she wasn't in a veggie diet?

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Domguyps5 t1_jegpxil wrote

Doing anal you are bound to get shit on your dick at some point

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