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spiirel t1_jdnw91r wrote on March 25, 2023 at 8:31 PM

Start a Chesterfield branch of the Satanic Temple and then you’ll be “qualified” to attend. (Kind of serious, I’m sure TST would be happy to intervene in this kind of thing)

Ok_Boysenberry_4223 t1_jdok0jr wrote on March 25, 2023 at 11:30 PM

Or buy ordination online

For $29.99 you can be ordained and becom a “legitimate” faith leader too!