Lol. There was a sauna exerciser at the Y when I lived in SW Virginia. She reported me to the front desk for just wearing a towel in the sauna. They informed her that clothing was not required in the sauna and just gave me a heads up. I sat on my towel as Freya intended from then on. She stared daggers at me, sweating to the oldies in spandex AND SHOES in a goddamned sauna. The shoes killed me.