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dyson14444 t1_jd48zqa wrote

In 2028, the first child overdoses on concentrated high fructose sugar cartridges resulting in a new type of superdiabetes. The following lawsuit ends with a minimal payout, the dismantling of Hewlett-Packard's food printer division, and bring a new meaning to the term "hp sauce."

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Surgical_Precisizmn t1_jd6f1fv wrote

If it's HP, it'll refuse to make your pancakes until you've replaced the empty HP brand tilapia cartridge.

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