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probablynotreallife t1_j249ggr wrote

I have a radical idea:

Governments could fund free healthcare services through corporate taxation and make them accessible to all.

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guygeneric t1_j24i03i wrote

You fool, that would never work! It would be anarchy! Chaos! Our skin would fray and our eyes would boil out of our heads! The fish would all die and locusts would swarm our crops! Traffic lights would all go down, and buses would disintegrate, and the bags inside of cereal boxes would all open properly until about halfway across and then suddenly split down the middle!

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Toodlesxp t1_j26maew wrote

Actually this guy is right. Armageddon. We have to keep it from happening.

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