Twitter is a place that doesn't exist in the real world.

To get there You have to l recite your personal info, location, and perform a magical "log in" ritual before your imagination can take flight.

From there you are exposed to whatever imaginary crap they want you to experience. . .but all of it is really one big marketing ploy to separate you from your hard earned money by getting you to "click" "share" or "Buy" something you don't want or need.

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