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[deleted] t1_j5nk87i wrote

Reply to comment by seamus1982 in Earth's inner core seems to be slowing its spin according to new research published in Nature Geoscience. The study authors suggest this might be part of an approximately 70-year cycle where the core speeds up and slows down relative to the rest of the planet. by shiruken

Yes, it will cause huge, terrible problems and we'll have to burrow to the centre of the earth and restart the core with nuclear bombs. Very exciting time to be alive!!

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mrmopper0 t1_j5nkud8 wrote

I have an f150, pop the nuclear device in the back and everyone pile in. It's not technically made to drill to the Earth's core but it has 4wd and I don't mind if it gets dirty.

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[deleted] t1_j5nl23v wrote

Honestly, I'd watch the hell out of that if it was done as a parody remake

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WookieeSteakIsChewie t1_j5ofzx6 wrote

The original wasn't a Parody? Because I remember laughing very hard watching The Core.

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Dzotshen t1_j5or3h1 wrote

It's unintentionally funny in many spots for it not to be. Farcical

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x86_1001010 t1_j5ov0rc wrote

I mean honestly what's the point of having a truck if you're not putting a nuclear device in it every now and then?

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PaulEMoz t1_j5pa3v7 wrote

I hope we have enough unobtainium or we're in big trouble!

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Lucavii t1_j5nl6qb wrote

Shiiiet, someone call Bruce Willis and Ben Afflec. World needs saving again.

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Ivy0789 t1_j5nmvg5 wrote

Try Aaron Eckhart and Stanley freaking Tucci!

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rockninja2 t1_j5qd7pq wrote

Don't forget Hillary Swank and the government to have a spare few billion dollars lying around!

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shawntco t1_j5z4h00 wrote

I think I watched that movie as a kid

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