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ChurchOfTheHolyGays t1_iwxs104 wrote

One of those didn't happen

\I may or may not be joking

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boharat t1_iwy2nje wrote

It's okay, you don't have to pretend you're joking. We all know that flying isn't real, everybody is too concerned with being PC to publicly acknowledge that airports are a collective hysteria-induced hallucination

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ChurchOfTheHolyGays t1_iwy3bw4 wrote

Don't be sassy. That 1903 Wright Brothers flight did not happen the way it is told. The thing with wings was launched like a sling-shot, it didn't take off powered by its engine, it was not a plane, it was a glider. Nobody witnessed it and later on some story about descendants of five witnesses was fabricated, but nobody ever talked to these supposed witnesses before they died. First actual plane flew in Paris 1906 by Santos Dumont, for the entire city to see.

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boharat t1_iwy3udn wrote

Well shit, thank you for the history lesson. That's interesting stuff. I need to go find something better to do with my time now that I'm not trying to disprove the existence of airports.

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ChurchOfTheHolyGays t1_iwy466v wrote

You are most welcome. I am glad someone took the bait so that I could write this for no reason.

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modestLife1 t1_iwy5tcs wrote

idk what im doing here but i just loved this sequence. 👏👏

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