rmorrin t1_j7lfojd wrote
Reply to comment by Sdwingnut in The James Webb Space Telescope just found an asteroid by total accident, its smallest object yet by pecika
That's actually just insane
Sdwingnut t1_j7lghwo wrote
Conversation on Earth:
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"You see that soccer pitch over there?"
"Where??"
"The one right next to Mars. You can't see that?"
smallproton t1_j7lqrxc wrote
That's a fantastic comparison to make one realize how insane the distances and sensitivities are!
Thank you!!
Khespar t1_j7olof7 wrote
Its a microscope
For everything
In SPAAAAAACE
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vonvoltage t1_j7morak wrote
I think most people who haven't been in a basement playing video games chained to a radiator their whole lives would know what a soccer pitch is.
transientcat t1_j7n0k3a wrote
You assume they weren’t playing fifa
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FirstConsul1805 t1_j7oomr4 wrote
It's not that far of a stretch for anyone unfamiliar with the sport to make the association of "pitch must be another term for field"
dependency_break t1_j7o5i4p wrote
I hadn't heard the term pitched used in that way but could be to do with what region im from
rmorrin t1_j7okz2a wrote
It's the sameish size as an American football field
igetalogiawheni t1_j7oxdxq wrote
Chained to a what? Where the fuck do you live
ThisSubHasNoMods t1_j7mqc7o wrote
You sound like someone who was chained to a stadium seat and forced to learn the terminology.
vonvoltage t1_j7mqm0b wrote
Ah thanks, that's nice of you. No just had a life in the world and know about a few things, even those outside of my own interests.
Dog-Lips t1_j7n64nr wrote
A little sugar might help with the bitterness. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you.
JohnyFive128 t1_j7mvqpp wrote
Is this your criteria to determine intelligence and "having a life"?
"Hey honey, I think little bobby doesn't go outside enough"
"Don't worry babe, he knows what a soccer pitch is, remember?"
"Oh! How dumb of me! Of course!"
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vonvoltage t1_j7mr74q wrote
No problem friend. Was just making a joke with you anyway, so thanks for being a good sport.
Cricket and rugby are also generally played on what's called a pitch. All 3 are huge international sports even if less so in North America. Although rugby is pretty popular here.
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vonvoltage t1_j7mssyw wrote
I don't. But I played a little growing up in Canada. The thing is these sports are massive all over the world. Like mammoth massive. Our little North American niche sports are tiny in comparison. Like a soccer pitch next to Mars.
grimtrigger86 t1_j7msc2r wrote
... I played soccer for the better part of 16 years and never heard it called a pitch before. It's something I'd expect a European to say, but they called it soccer instead of futbol or football, which is confusing.
That being said, I assumed they meant field.
legend11 t1_j7mub4c wrote
It's called football pitch over here. Football field doesn't sound quite as good.
grimtrigger86 t1_j7muv8h wrote
Assuming "over here" is somewhere in Europe. I mean, they called it soccer, which is an American term, but also used pitch... if they'd said football pitch, I'd have known which sport they were referring to. Just a odd choice of words I guess.
photograft t1_j7mw05b wrote
Soccer is, in fact, a British term 😊
Edit: lol to the people downvoting me. The receipts are in the link 💅
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rmorrin t1_j7lixo7 wrote
That's basically what I was thinking like that's so far away
entered_bubble_50 t1_j7mavsb wrote
To be fair, they can't actually resolve it at this distance - it's just a dot.
the_fuego t1_j7mrtg8 wrote
It's not just a dot... It's a rock! The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles 🥹
evilmoi987 t1_j7n3kcq wrote
But can it deliver my diet dr.kelp in time
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saluksic t1_j7m1g3p wrote
And, like, maybe we *could* see a soccer pitch next to mars if it was glowing incandescently. But this is just a rocky asteroid, not particularly warm, caught on the near-vis IR camera. That's pretty dang cool
ThePrussianGrippe t1_j7mr5vg wrote
Wonder what the Martian Premier League looks like. I bet they have an Arsenal.
royalrivet t1_j7nccdd wrote
The thing about Martian Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.
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Ashamed-Web-3495 t1_j7m4b1f wrote
That soccer pitch with slight lighter red grass than the rest of the surface even!
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open_door_policy t1_j7ln7fy wrote
Isn’t mars more like 1million miles away?
Hairy_Al t1_j7lo1ws wrote
Between 34.8 million and 250 million
Couldbehuman t1_j7m8o5p wrote
I think you're confusing Mars with the love interest of that song by The Plimsouls.
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0oBeasto0 t1_j7o5fz4 wrote
it's fucked up but in an awesome way
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