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5yleop1m t1_ix9d6vy wrote

Reply to comment by coffeesippingbastard in Space Rock Strike on Webb Telescope Was Just Bad Luck, NASA Team Says | The analysis quells fears that the telescope will suffer frequent micrometeoroid hits. by chrisdh79

I figure its the universe trying to tell us to stop looking at its nethers.

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nickeypants t1_ix9hv8q wrote

It's revenge for sniffing the universe's fart.

"A unique atmosphere with oaky notes"

-James Webb, celestial flatulence connoisseur

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night_dude t1_ixbdw3b wrote

No universe, YOU'RE not wearing pants

Universe: ARGH! MY UNIVERSAL PARTS ARE SHOWING

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