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Jawkurt t1_jbxffkc wrote

Reply to comment by Silent-Insurance-139 in Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill wins 60-meter race at USA Track and Field Masters Indoor Championships by BCLetsRide69

What about the one where they run around the track multiple times

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handsomehares t1_jbxlk2o wrote

I’m a fan of the spinny throw and try to spear the judge competitions.

And the stick jump.

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Vordeo t1_jbxo802 wrote

It's basically Nascar without cars, tbh. So I kinda wonder why rednecks in the US aren't more into track and field.

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Jawkurt t1_jbxoz3s wrote

Not noisy enough, not enough beer sponsorship.

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Vordeo t1_jbxpb2s wrote

What if people raced in Confederate flag shirts and everyone was required to have a mullet?

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Jawkurt t1_jbxs4g0 wrote

Well that would help... but my concerns would be...

  1. Can you drink booze in the stands?
  2. Can the racers make loud noises?
  3. How often will these racers be running into each other or into walls?
  4. How much greasy ass food is available at these events?
  5. Can we limit the amount of black racers to less than 1% of racers?
  6. Of these possible black racers, can we make sure theres no hippity hoppity ones?
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