MansfromDaVinci t1_iubiyr5 wrote
The corruption world cup has started and Qatar pull into an early lead with a quarter of a million 'gifts' to British MPs. Qatar were already the favourites, racking up a score of somewhere over 5 million in bribes to fifa in qualifying and with the gains they made in build up by not paying their slaves it's hard to see how anyone can touch them at this stage. But it's always all to play for in the beautiful game and with an estimated minimum of 150 million in the back of a swiss bank vault by the end of the tournament there's still room for the other contenders to have a dig.
tomorrowsredneck t1_iubwdr7 wrote
And the accountant comes on late...asking questions...BUT HE'S BEEN FOOLED BY THE OTHER SET OF BOOKS, A FANTASTIC DISPLAY OF SKULDUGGERY BY THE FIFA COMMITTEE
tlst9999 t1_iudzvb5 wrote
It's easy to make a second set of books of you try hard enough. You just need to make lots of false businesses and false documentation.
Not entirely unachievable with the wealth of Qatar.
mcoombes314 t1_iucqj29 wrote
I want to see a sketch of this, it reads like something Monty Python might have had a go at, Silly Olympics style. Very well written.
barnt_brayd_ t1_iucsxl5 wrote
I absolutely heard Eric Idle’s voice when I read it
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ZachPretzel t1_iubw8z3 wrote
this is beautifully written lolol
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