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Nizzleson t1_iuoaby6 wrote

"Good hustle, boy. The rest of you, take note of that hustle. That's what this team needs."

"The team needs wickets coach. They're 0/130 off ten overs."

"Fuck you, you lippy little bastard. You're 12th Man next week."

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LexiFloof t1_iuobimk wrote

Pretty much, Teams had merged for the season, Coaches son was their wicketkeeper, I was ours.

He was the single worst keeper in the league the previous season, while I had more stumpings than the rest of the league combined. I called Coach out on the favouritism (He didn't even give me a chance to challenge for the spot) and got banished to perpetual Fine Leg for almost half the season.

When your Captain/Keeper is both a moron and the Coaches' son, it's a miserable season. (Can you tell I'm still miffed about it?)

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