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sickn0te_ t1_j0d0xex wrote
Reduced to refereeing after James Brosnan beats you you up in a submarine. Red cards are not enough!
HardHatSaysReno t1_j0d2aq3 wrote
Did you combine James Bond and Pierce Brosnan
sickn0te_ t1_j0d3luj wrote
If I told you, I’d have to kill you.
deeperest t1_j0e79x0 wrote
Bronds Piercedman is having a stronk.
just_a_fruit_salad t1_j0efwpn wrote
quick, call the bondulance!
EternalRgret t1_j0ehpli wrote
Can you remind me where I know that from?
sohosurf t1_j0fnglm wrote
He’s referencing bames jond
Omar___Comin t1_j0fewfa wrote
If Double O'Connery dies, all hope is lost!
Aprilprinces t1_j0fuewq wrote
You mean: "all loss is hope" surely?
SalsaBueno t1_j0g58ch wrote
Connery, not Yoda
GrandmasBoy85 t1_j0f7s64 wrote
I did not need this! I'm trying to scroll peacefully while my wife and newborn sleep next to me! Now I'm trying not to laugh!
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Chungster03 t1_j0e5xmf wrote
I remember playing that game on Nintendo 64, the character model they had for that character still gives me nightmares.
jarvis416 t1_j0ff2ww wrote
Who’s gonna mess with this unit? Players will take yellow cards with a smile
valcatrina t1_j0g2q1x wrote
I guess you have never seen Pierluigi Collina
ChillyBreezey t1_j0gi08c wrote
I don’t like pierogi
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Josh_Hawley_ t1_j0ev2hg wrote
I thought I was looking at Absolute Units subreddit
doctorcornwallis t1_j0j2565 wrote
He’s immune to pain and appeals for fouls.
Express_Helicopter93 t1_j0d4iu1 wrote
Yeah it looks like this fellow could easily take charge of pretty well anything
cazoo222 t1_j0drlsu wrote
My thoughts exactly
CatSidekick t1_j0emk40 wrote
He takes charge of your mom
Express_Helicopter93 t1_j0ev8im wrote
DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME??
CatSidekick t1_j0fdj99 wrote
Saint of gettin’ it stabbed
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jbl0ggs t1_j0etd2w wrote
Well France beat* Poland so you know the final will have fair refereeing
*Eliminated
HillaryRugmunch t1_j0fs7f7 wrote
Um, so did Argentina.
Dupondupont t1_j0gdpt1 wrote
France eliminated* Poland
BratzernN t1_j0gpp5m wrote
stroke?
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Akon-smack-that t1_j0d7cft wrote
Collina on steroids
MonsterRider80 t1_j0e0b6s wrote
Montagna
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ravingwanderer t1_j0f5ukq wrote
This guy is nothing on Collina
michealgaribaldi t1_j0dh3ef wrote
What were his previous matches?
fedemasa t1_j0dk4hj wrote
During this WC Argentina vs Australia and France vs Denmark. Also his country was defeated by both so it seems it's the best decision
20060578 t1_j0e5go8 wrote
He screwed Australia in that game. We were Cleary the dominant side all game and he just handed it to the Argentinians because FIFA wanted the powerhouses like Australia out of the tournament.
Asmodean129 t1_j0e6ous wrote
You had me hook, line and sinker until the last sentence.
In all seriousness though, I felt that Aus did pretty well against Argentina. We just don't have a 'killer striker' who can change the flow of a game.
hlorghlorgh t1_j0fiqke wrote
So Australia is basically at Argentina's level, you just don't have a really really good striker?
HillaryRugmunch t1_j0fsb6m wrote
Lol yeah that is quite the stretch. You could probably use a good keeper as well. And a couple more defenders. And a good central midfielder. And a forward. And some depth on the bench. But yeah, you’re at Argentina’s level.
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hlorghlorgh t1_j0fyaf5 wrote
😂
taylor_bags t1_j0fxt3a wrote
You have Cumdog
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mochacub22 t1_j0hctej wrote
Australia has shooters. They’re just not name brand.
michealgaribaldi t1_j0dkpmf wrote
Oh wow so his crew didn’t work any quarters or semis? That seems odd no? Although I do get the need to have officials with no country ties…
Crs51 t1_j0eg5wb wrote
I didn't watch France vs Denmark very closely but the refereeing seemed fine there. In Argentina vs Australia i felt like the ref got fooled too often by Argentina's diving (especially Acuna) but other than that was ok.
This ref is probably the least controversial choice they could've made which I'm fine with.
Aden1970 t1_j0gbhkp wrote
He’ll be a busy little Ref if and when France go up by 2 goals and Argentina start playing dirty.
CripplinglyDepressed t1_j0dva0n wrote
A bull moose and a grizzly bear. At the same time.
ethan-bubblegum-tate t1_j0e0heh wrote
Jannes vs Moses
Pennypacker-HE t1_j0d63of wrote
He is sort of intimidating. I wouldn’t want to argue with that mofugga on a call.
deliciousmonster t1_j0dmmqk wrote
He gets a little bit Ghengis Khan,
just wants to get it on with
nobody else but you..
nobody else but you-oo-oo-oo
MaxwellVonMaxwell t1_j0dojv1 wrote
Great now I have to watch that music video again
4_base t1_j0g1ult wrote
Nice to see that semi-obscure reference is where other peoples heads immediately went too
shudnap t1_j0dlkhs wrote
It’s like Colina achieved his final form by absorbing Howard Webb.
YnwaMquc2k19 t1_j0t1b66 wrote
The result by imagination is uncanny.
Big-Routine222 t1_j0dsuwz wrote
This guy looks like he’s been seething for a chance to fight someone on the pitch.
ScotchandSadness88 t1_j0diszd wrote
Vin Petrol
Neuromantul t1_j0dns7q wrote
And then the winged hussars arrived
WaitingToBeTriggered t1_j0dntob wrote
COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE
themoinmo t1_j0g372a wrote
Not gonna lie, this is the first time I have seen a Sabaton reference in all of my Reddit scrolling. I’m so glad I recognized it though
013ander t1_j0dp4q1 wrote
Was the genius who ran the Argentina-Netherlands game busy?
Szwedo t1_j0doymg wrote
Poland is in the final!
Gen-Jinjur t1_j0dwqe0 wrote
He must bench press like three soccer players.
Why do most American football refs have a grandpa bod?
Lucked0ut t1_j0dyl1s wrote
Because it’s a part time job and most of them don’t run much even during a game because of the size of the crew and positions. These soccer refs probably run 6-7 miles a game.
jdbolick t1_j0e5z4x wrote
Ed Hochuli makes this guy look small.
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Embarrassed-Advice89 t1_j0du1n9 wrote
The Ed Hochuli of football
mambagigimentality t1_j0eid9q wrote
Ed Hochuli is the Ed Hochuli of football
YoooCakess t1_j0eik47 wrote
Shut up
mambagigimentality t1_j0eimvc wrote
No u
thangusx t1_j0e2gx3 wrote
r/absoluteunit
Wrypilot t1_j0es1ia wrote
Yep, this guys fucks
DNBBEATS t1_j0dh7id wrote
Dr. Evils looking swol!
KlausGamingShow t1_j0dpvmx wrote
guy's so scary even the hair fled from his head
Chris20nyy t1_j0e4kc4 wrote
I've never seen someone with a well defined, muscular scalp before.
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tree-molester t1_j0e5oga wrote
I too am Polish and middle aged, and once many many years ago I too was in shape. Jealous of my ethnic brother.
Jonny_5_alive t1_j0fguh7 wrote
Yay we made it to the finals! I told you Poland would make it! Technically I won that bet!
Lenant t1_j0fr6ux wrote
Argentina better hurry to bribe this guy again now.
isla_violeta t1_j0dvufe wrote
Why does he need 2 watches?
csappey t1_j0dxmbh wrote
Goal line technology notifications
YuriAddict7 t1_j0dz7ms wrote
Why wouldnt they just tell him over the mic?
silvercreek2 t1_j0dzfy9 wrote
It’s automated, don’t want to add human error to the system.
YuriAddict7 t1_j0dzw9o wrote
Oh damn thats cool
csappey t1_j0dzr3h wrote
If I remember correctly the goal line technology sends a signal to the watch when a goal is scored. The mic is used for communication with the other officials including VAR. The goal line technology doesn’t need another official to tell the referee that goal line technology has detected a goal.
chuckmilam t1_j0e3fwf wrote
When I was a (low-level, admittedly) referee, I'd wear two watches in case one failed, or if I forgot to start one of them. Funny how it's easy to forget one watch, but not two, especially when you're trying to keep them both in sync.
midnight_station t1_j0dxtcb wrote
Mr. Bean got jacked
ravingwanderer t1_j0f61nz wrote
Mr Broadbean
megapillowcase t1_j0e2ju3 wrote
God damn
DaisylikePie t1_j0e8j51 wrote
He needs to Star in an action flick with The Rock.
TheOnAmused t1_j0ea277 wrote
As long as it’s not the same red from the France v England game I’m good
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B33Man88 t1_j0eeg0v wrote
Nice to see the grim reaper from Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey doing some work.
WisconsinExPat t1_j0efsdy wrote
As someone who officiated very low level matches for two years, I can’t even imagine this responsibility.
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CrimsonRam212 t1_j0duzye wrote
When Vin Diesel retires
Skizophrenic t1_j0e0oia wrote
Anyone that knows football more than I do, is there a specific reason for two watches?
toomuchcocacola t1_j0e5e6d wrote
Isn't one for goal line technology?
WisconsinExPat t1_j0eg0zw wrote
You start and stop one when play is stopped so you know how much stoppage time to add. The other one you just keeps running.
Skizophrenic t1_j0et7qz wrote
Gotcha! That makes sense.
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Willworkfortendies t1_j0e7zvx wrote
Don’t F with a guy wearing 2 watches.
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HallowedAntiquity t1_j0ee8b9 wrote
More like Szymon Marcinijacked amirite
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_CaptainThor_ t1_j0ehyx3 wrote
r/absoluteunits
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ViolentRogaine t1_j0ej6hr wrote
What are those watches he's wearing ?
Dropped-pie t1_j0ekqtp wrote
What do these guys get paid per match? Huge responsibility considering how mental soccer fans can get
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No negotiating with this guy, albo w pierdol.
SmashTagLives t1_j0els9o wrote
Can refs be disqualified for PED’s?
TheCaliforniaOp t1_j0en1ea wrote
He looks…capable.
Larry_Wickes t1_j0enuhz wrote
A man with two watches...
I dunno if I can trust him
tsohgmai t1_j0eoh4i wrote
Serious question here: do they pick a referee that can speak or understand both languages?
alroprezzy t1_j0eqq3p wrote
This guy looks like a tank. Wouldn’t want to get in a ring with him.
Available-Camera8691 t1_j0ex91h wrote
Do they drug test refs?
shitoupek t1_j0f2s4d wrote
He's no Heisenberg
AsIfIKnowWhatImDoin t1_j0eyuzh wrote
Great. Messi will still not get called for handballs and teams will spend their time diving.
Soccer is about as 'beautiful' of a game as Russian roulette.
shitoupek t1_j0f2p5p wrote
If so, let's hope he gives as many yellow cards as he did in previous matches
LevelAwesome t1_j0f8dr1 wrote
Gamesmanship is a part of every game/sport. Do you get upset when chess players flag their opponent?
WarlockArya t1_j0fi5up wrote
What does a chess player flagging their opponent mean
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DenverBVB t1_j0ezt88 wrote
Good a no none sense Pollack
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pdzulu t1_j0f1wf9 wrote
Bezos?
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Classic-End-5505 t1_j0f2e4j wrote
Sup Poland?
Total-Ring-5421 t1_j0f31ip wrote
r/absoluteunit
woodenmetalman t1_j0f3zq5 wrote
Beware man with 2 watches -ancient Polish proverb
scuac t1_j0f8j91 wrote
There wasn’t any available from neither confederation? Odd to pick one from UEFA
Beautiful-Buffalo-74 t1_j0fkm6j wrote
🍆👀
MartijnMumbles t1_j0fmyma wrote
I'm guessing they decided based on the favorable conversion rate from Argentine Pesos to Polish Zloty?
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BlueberryOGSuperGlue t1_j0fp2fm wrote
Messi won
MasterBeCo t1_j0fpfr5 wrote
No fucking way
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PirateCaptainSoT t1_j0fx2ab wrote
"I feel nothing" - Robocop
averagesimp666 t1_j0fxuzs wrote
Nice try, that's Collina on steroids.
kingoliviersammy t1_j0fy2l7 wrote
How do refs get picked?
valcatrina t1_j0g2omc wrote
He resembles the legend referee Pierluigi Collina. Hopefully he is as good as Collina.
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Brochettedeluxe t1_j0g3x7l wrote
Is it just me, or his entire right arm is much bigger than his left ?
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volleydez t1_j0g6po5 wrote
Can we really expect someone involved with fifa to call a fair game
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He looks like he could beat the shit up of both full teams at once…
MjFI t1_j0gbwp9 wrote
Penalty for Argentina!
JohnBsGhost t1_j0gj8ao wrote
Johnny Sins is such a multi talented actor
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Galaxy661_pl t1_j0ftc9u wrote
It has 3 + VAR team IIRC
Wombeard t1_j0ffgkp wrote
This is how American ice hockey players look like with their armour on
Ian1147 t1_j0dq2op wrote
Good to use a European based ref.. the South American ones have been disturbing average by comparison.. maybe VAR team could get their act together too.. too many inexplicable decisions.. Morocco robbed a of a definite pen yesterday for example.. England too etc
angeloj87 t1_j0ejm8b wrote
I wish pierre luigi collina could’ve been physically fit to referee the final. It’s very obvious fifa influenced argentinas bracket. Basically gave them a free ride. And despite narrowly getting upset, the refs made favorable calls to Argentina. Brazil was the only threat and I would’ve loved to see them dance after defeating them. That penalty with Croatia completely set their morale of course and of course, favored Argentina. Collina will not take any bs from either side, or get influenced from fifa. He’s a man of respect and would not let shit slide or give favorable calls. I predict Argentina will get two penalties, plus a Messi golden goal. France two goals and a suspiciously denied pen or regular goal.
iledgib t1_j0cyksh wrote
um that’s the villain from the world is not enough