Submitted by PrincessBananas85 t3_102nzup in sports
BMonad t1_j2u9s3g wrote
I was gonna say, so what, he hit his girlfriend 30 years ago when he was 18? But then I saw it was a kick, and he’s a soccer player, so basically assault with a lethal weapon.
ClydeAndKeith t1_j2ugcq8 wrote
Yes, the same legal theory underpinning Nic Cage’s long conviction in Con-Air. Fair is fair
Look_to_the_Stars t1_j2uk0f5 wrote
He had the worst fucking attorney.
TheGoodSquirt t1_j2v4jm5 wrote
I said put the bunny down…
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