Submitted by ActionFalcon t3_11n1q6i in springfieldMO
smokeshow91 t1_jbl8mds wrote
Queen City Cobras or Springfield 66ers. Utilize the color scheme of the new city flag.
jjmcgil t1_jblbpp4 wrote
I got season tickets and voted Cobras, and I'm trying to get everyone to vote Cobras too!
Young_Reezy415 t1_jblq1yo wrote
Why? Theres no cobras in springfield
jjmcgil t1_jblqo1c wrote
Lookup the Springfield Cobra Scare. It's a classic bit of Americana from right here.
ybanalyst t1_jbm70f0 wrote
Well, not anymore.
nickcash t1_jbp5t0x wrote
In 1953 a dude got mad about his pet fish dying, and released a crate of cobras into the town. As one does. The entire town then proceeded to lose their shit and organize armed cobra hunting parties. And because it was the 50s and everyone was old-timey racist, they also hired an Indian snake charmer to drive around playing snake charming music.
Anyway they ended up beating all the cobras to death with garden hoes.
This sounds made up but I promise you it's entirely true.
VaderTower t1_jbmfr6s wrote
Sounds like we solved the problem!
[deleted] t1_jbntzmu wrote
You're welcome.
ho1doncaulfield t1_jbpyp23 wrote
Say it. Swirl it around on your tongue a little. Do you taste it? Thatβs the alliteration working πππ»
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