Submitted by mysickfix t3_120kuo4 in springfieldMO
SweetSewerRat t1_jdhtbuc wrote
Brothers, they wish not for us to see the toes. Ask yourselves, who benefits from keeping the toes hidden? Summer is coming, and the sandals shall reveal all.
Golden3ye t1_jdi0ei2 wrote
That poor lady fucked up. She can never go anywhere without full coverage shoes again.
darkegg t1_jdidvcs wrote
Do you not think the church can afford some prosthetic toes?
StinkyDeerback t1_jdi0y9g wrote
Guarantee they're devising a plan/excuse on why her toes disappeared again. Poor lady didn't have enough faith to keep them.
miss_liss116 t1_jdi92ke wrote
John over there googling “how to glue toes to person….”
Golden3ye t1_jdi9uqm wrote
I honestly think they are finding a plastic surgeon to build her some toes
Wrinklestiltskin t1_jdjjqvm wrote
God knows they've got the money for it!
sstruemph t1_jdktuzk wrote
Kind of a toejob
Gunny2862 t1_jdiad0z wrote
Already done. Apparently Lindell has had shoulder “healing”, but it comes and goes with his faith in it…
NotBatman81 t1_jdjrfvx wrote
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife's toes.
GSPilot t1_jdja6qu wrote
He who hath a collection plate and a full flock of indoctrinated wallet owners will reap the benefits of Schrodinger’s toes.
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