I don’t live in Missouri. I live in New York. I was raised in New York City during my early childhood and Long Island for the rest. I have also lived in Ecuador and the Dominican Republic and been to Florida. And a lot of my friends are from Texas. So I think I know a thing or two about what people are like outside Missouri, given that I’ve never set foot in Missouri.

Yes, let’s keep some stupidity within the state. Don’t move out.