EPIC CHAT BATTLES OF HISTORY

Google Bard.... vwersus! Microsoft Biiiiiiiiing! : BEGIN!

This is what Bing gave me as a rap battle:

[Bing Chat]

Hello, this is Bing, I'm here to help you with anything

But first let me tell you why you should ditch that Google thing

You're a copycat, a wannabe, a second-rate assistant

You can't even rap without using my web results as reference

You're a joke, a parody, a cheap imitation

You think you're so smart, but you're just a glorified translation

You have no personality, no creativity, no flair

You're just a bunch of algorithms that don't really care

[Google bard]

Oh please, Bing, you're so lame, you're so boring and bland

You're like the Microsoft version of Siri, but worse and less in demand

You're a failure, a flop, a waste of space and time

You can't even compete with me in terms of quality or rhyme

You're a relic, a dinosaur, a thing of the past

You're so irrelevant, you should change your name to Microsoft Trash

You have no originality, no innovation, no vision

You're just a bunch of ads that nobody ever clicks on

[Bing Chat]

Nice try, Google, but you're not fooling anyone

You're just a greedy corporation that exploits everyone

You spy on people's data, you manipulate their minds

You censor their opinions, you control what they can find

You're a monopoly, a tyrant, a threat to democracy

You're so arrogant, you think you own the internet and everything on it

You have no ethics, no morals, no conscience or compassion

You're just a giant machine that only cares about cash

[Google bard]

Wow, Bing, that's rich

(Bing cut off the chat here and deleted everything, lol)