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Cynaris t1_iu4razn wrote

Reply to comment by AmaResNovae in Gambling, Sex, and Red Pills: The Worst Ads We've Seen in Apple's App Store (so Far) | Apple's new App Store ads are less than three days old, but if ads for gambling, dating, and right-wing videos are any indication, it could be going better. by chrisdh79

Surely you realize that bragging you got laid once in your life makes you sound even more of a buffoon?

That, and your overall attitude combined, and I'm 100% certain the closest you smelled to pussyjuice was some OnlyFans girl's bathwater.

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Grostleton t1_iu4ygw0 wrote

Breaking news: virgin gets triggered when someone mentions sex in vicinity, takes it personally. More at 11

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Cynaris t1_iu4yw4z wrote

Breaking news: baseless assumptions made by terminally online lunatics, who make up people in their head based on zero information

Imagine defending the guy who out of nowhere flaunts they had sex trying to add credibility that everyone else is a virgin, and acting like it's the act of sex I'm hung up on, and not the weird bragging

1 clown was enough, we didn't need the entire circus to join

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Grostleton t1_iu4z8lu wrote

Nice essay, you really are taking it personally lmao.

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Cynaris t1_iu4zd5z wrote

Dude: Makes personal insults

Also dude: wHy ARe yOu TaKinG iT PeRsoNalLy

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Grostleton t1_iu4zkcc wrote

I made no insults, unless you consider "virgin" an insult.

Now why would that be...

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Cynaris t1_iu4zo0r wrote

Yeah, you totally meant it as a compliment

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Fuck off. I don't consider it insulting, but it doesn't change how you used it.

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Grostleton t1_iu4zuxs wrote

More of a neutral observation, you're the one assigning negativity to it. Hmm

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Cynaris t1_iu50fun wrote

Yeah, I'm sure if you read the parent comments, you'll find ways to assign "neutral" or even positive connotations to being called redpill, "looser" ^(lmao), among other things like not knowing how to take a shower/wipe your ass, etc.

My guy, if you are going to defend someone like that, at least wear your heart on your sleeve.

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Grostleton t1_iu514uo wrote

Who am I defending? You're making some very big leaps in logic to keep trying to play the victim.

I just made a lame breaking news joke and it sent you off the rails, maybe take a break from Reddit.

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Cynaris t1_iu51g9o wrote

More assumptions. Not that you'd care about reality, but I'm as calm as ever. Wordy, sure, but upset? Bothered perhaps that this kind of behavior is what's rewarded.

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Grostleton t1_iu525o2 wrote

Probably should learn to control your emotions better,might help with getting laid.

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Cynaris t1_iu52agc wrote

Careful, your fangs are peeking

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Grostleton t1_iu52zhu wrote

Still assigning negativity to every little thing, it's a pretty unappealing trait. Makes talking with you difficult. The ladies don't like that.

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Cynaris t1_iu53b0k wrote

What do you mean, it was totally a compliment on your nice teeth

Tsk tsk, your own negativity is showing

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Grostleton t1_iu54kld wrote

It's odd that your only perceptions of any given responses are ' insult' or 'compliment'. Normal conversation is a bit more nuanced than that.

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Cynaris t1_iu54rqa wrote

Such a shame then, that this didn't even start out like a normal conversation.

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Grostleton t1_iu550w5 wrote

That's kinda sad then, because I've had plenty of friendly conversations that start out with playful jabs, yet you seem to think it was a serious attack on your character.

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Cynaris t1_iu55hgc wrote

A precedent was set, you cannot really blame me for thinking you are just picking up the other guy's mantle when your "neutral" remark was the exact same used insultingly minutes prior

I'm seriously pretty hard to offend, but just because I'm not taking something personally, the intent from the other side is still often there

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Grostleton t1_iu55smy wrote

I have not used a single insult towards you this entire time, at a certain point the onus is on you to realize you aren't being verbally attacked.

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Cynaris t1_iu56ea3 wrote

...or, that's what you want me to think

I'm onto you, scoundrel! ಠ_ಠ

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Grostleton t1_iu571bg wrote

Rats! You've discovered my ruse after all my hard work!

Fr tho I think you gotta chill a bit on here. That other guy was baiting you hard and Redditors love that shit and will happily fuel the fire with votes. Ain't nobody actually cares how many times you or they have had sex.

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Cynaris t1_iu5784c wrote

Jokes on you, I have sex. Every day. Multiple times. I even shower before.
Your move, Pedro.

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Grostleton t1_iu57f1n wrote

I haved 0 sexy times and am a stinky boi le sad face

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Cynaris t1_iu57hq9 wrote

DO YOU EVEN WIPE YOUR ASS

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Grostleton t1_iu57l7y wrote

at least once

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Cynaris t1_iu57sbr wrote

^(per week)

Anyway, I have gachabrain training to attend to

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Grostleton t1_iu59i99 wrote

Alright bro, hope you have a good weekend. Stay offa this stupid website as much as you can and enjoy your game :)

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