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SumGreaterThanZero t1_ivqemjp wrote

Scientists flew too close to the sun and broke the afterlife. Now when anybody dies they turn into a nuclear bomb, and there's a bunch of invisible ghosts stuck wandering around and they want to drown you in crude oil. You are an immortal mailman and one of the few people with the correct skill-set to potentially re-connect society before it's too late by installing a new version of the internet across America.

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