Submitted by Kevin-W t3_yx5wvj in technology
Treacle123 t1_iwog8xq wrote
Can’t be any worse than Musk
WexfordHo t1_iwojth6 wrote
“Today it was announced that Elon Musk has tapped Logan Paul to be CEO of Twitter. In response to concerns that Mr. Paul was signally unequipped for the job, Mr. Paul screamed into a microphone and masturbated on a corpse.”
glisteningdinkus t1_iwolmq8 wrote
You made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
KynElwynn t1_iwolrlb wrote
Nah, he’s too busy with his pro-wrestling career
WexfordHo t1_iwolti6 wrote
But not really, right?
…Right?!
KynElwynn t1_iwom04p wrote
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WexfordHo t1_iwomhql wrote
Oh great, the simulation is glitching again.
stinkypinkydinky t1_iwon2s3 wrote
He's actually really fucking good. It's like he's found his calling in pro wrestling. He's great on mic, has natural charisma, and is really athletic.
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young_spiderman710 t1_iwp7s71 wrote
Tbf everyone loves to hate on them, but as someone immersed in the combat sports world I find Jake Paul entertaining and I know a lot of people found Logan to be really good at pro wrestling
Thiezing t1_iwox2jg wrote
Actually, the new CEO will be the winner of a Squid Game competition.
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Mistyslate t1_iwpeflt wrote
Better than Musk.
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