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alx924 t1_iwf5bl1 wrote

I’m tired of flying. I wish they could just fax me over.

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fiveainone t1_iwfjcuh wrote

Fax complete. You’re now hard to see because they ran out of ink.

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alx924 t1_iwfnkoy wrote

Oh good. Now I look the way people perceive me

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erosram t1_iwg7t57 wrote

I feel thin. Like butter scraped over too much bread.

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compelx t1_iwgs6mu wrote

I can get you some more ink if you like—
Just tea, thank you

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morrowwm t1_iwgbkl2 wrote

A proper fax machine uses thermoelectric paper.

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rugbyj t1_iwft0c9 wrote

I spent ~30 hours flying economy last month, never want to see the inside of a plane again. jks got a flight in Jan :/

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