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realsuitboi t1_j1zuyo7 wrote

Brilliant idea to start in Texas. Shoot it down and you get a small reward.

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leviwhite9 t1_j2032qa wrote

A small reward being an extended stay in federal fuck me in the ass prison.

If it's in the air and doesn't have a heartbeat it's likely "aircraft" per the FAA and the "FA" in their name isn't for "fuckin around."

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Tedstor t1_j20ildg wrote

Sadly, the US Atty will likely have to make an example out of a few people.

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KrazyRooster t1_j22zjm4 wrote

Laws being followed in Texas? When a white man shoots something?

Hahahahaha. Good joke.

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randompasta t1_j1zxk5q wrote

Instead of yelling 'pull' for the skeet, you have to use an app.

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SusanForeman t1_j2016ko wrote

Don't have to worry about shooting them down when their batteries are dead because of the power outages

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KrazyRooster t1_j22zmay wrote

It better be powered by gas because backwards Texas doesn't have power.

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SsiSsiSsiSsi t1_j2038fv wrote

Brilliant, commit a crime on camera, that’ll work out for you.

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cannibal_man t1_j20rv7r wrote

People do it all the time. They don't give a shit about the camera.

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SsiSsiSsiSsi t1_j20s5vj wrote

Something tells me that Amazon will want to make an example out of them.

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cannibal_man t1_j20tzbl wrote

Let 'em. Cameras have never been much of a deterrence to crime. Some people will still do that shit whether they're aware of a camera or not. A lot of them wind up on youtube. -lol 😄

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Odysseyan t1_j218ehx wrote

I guess Amazon thought "if it works in texas, it will work everywhere"

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