Ok, here’s my pitch for the next DC CW show.

It’s called “Guardians of Oa”, but all the Green Lanterns were killed off-screen before the first episode. Instead, we give three kids (one of them is Sinestro’s daughter, but looks nothing like Sinestro) a bright green Yamaha bike.

They cruise around northern Idaho every now and again and fight a guy in a banana yellow ski-mask who calls himself Parallax alongside his henchwoman, Jennifer “Bleez” Braithwaite, a corporate big wig who wears ruby earrings. Villains of the week include Hector Hammond, who is an online game streamer, and the mysterious “Larfleeze”, who is a crazy homeless man with an an orange stick that he spray painted.

They always beat the villain at the end of the episode by saying “beware our power, Green Lantern’s light,” before doing a kinda ok bike trick (we’ll poorly CGI it in post).

I think it’s gonna be a hit with the fanbase.