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FloatingPencil t1_jcur35s wrote

I only saw the title and immediately said "Stargate". I think it's the only one I've actually liked.

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Perpete t1_jcut7d2 wrote

Stargate is the clear winner on that one.

"In the middle of my backswing !!"

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Faithless195 t1_jcv3d88 wrote

"It is not only you, O'Niell, who must begin these loops in a great deal of discomfort."

instant cut to Teal'c starting the loop getting smashed in the face by a door

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ImperialCreed t1_jcvothn wrote

This may be my all time favourite joke in the entire series.

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abx99 t1_jcuyi6q wrote

That look on their faces when Daniel suggests they could do anything, and Jack and Teal'c realize that he's right

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ClasslessFirstClass t1_jcva83u wrote

Same. I honestly can't think of anything that comes close.

"On the other hand, its kind of an opportunity."

"How's that?"

"Well think about it. If you know in advance that everything was always going to go back to the way it was, then...you could do anything. For as long as you want, without having to worry about consequences."

"...excuse me."

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jokerzwilde t1_jcuw4w3 wrote

That is the correct answer. "Window of Opportunity" was the best by far. The second would be from the same writers in the series Dark Matter "All the Time in the World"

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ryantendo t1_jd0alet wrote

...l'une des flux antimatière transducteur a été compromise par une défecience dans l'un des accélérateurs de particules.

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jokerzwilde t1_jd0tg0v wrote

> ...l'une des flux antimatière transducteur a été compromise par une défecience dans l'un des accélérateurs de particules.

what did you say? ;)

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Mattimus_Rex t1_jcvn6to wrote

I’m telling you, Teal’c, if we don’t find a way out of this soon I’m gonna lose it. Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one’s faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal. WACKO.

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