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gonzagylot00 t1_j25gi6n wrote

Nathan Fielder as resort boss that is getting screwed by someone.

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smartwatersucks t1_j260i9f wrote

"I've recreated the entire set of the white lotus to rehearse for our rehearsal for the white lotus, with the cast from season 2 standing in as the cast of season 3."

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HansTheAxolotl t1_j25o2vo wrote

if nathan fielder was casted in white lotus i would be so happy

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Tempest_1 t1_j27g2gz wrote

As Nathan Felder, like he’s more of a side character who just tries to make the other characters uncomfortable and breaks the fourth wall a little

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smellymob t1_j24ntrb wrote

Tim Heidecker

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bubbabubba3 t1_j24racw wrote

Tim Robinson

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TheGreatOkay t1_j24zuns wrote

Tim Robbins

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gonzagylot00 t1_j25gf59 wrote

Tony Robbins.

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Deckard_Macready t1_j25o7kj wrote

Baskin Robbins

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ThatsHowMuchFuckFish t1_j23zgc6 wrote

You want to see her in a steamy sex scene

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nysraved t1_j24nfhf wrote

Honestly for as important as sexual relations are to the plot of White Lotus, and it being a hit HBO show, there really aren’t as many sex scenes/nudity as I would have expected. Alexandra Daddario and Sydney Sweeney were criminally underused!

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l33tWarrior t1_j26swzi wrote

Criminally used would be illegal.

Lol.

Yes both have shown the goods and nan are they good!

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Chataboutgames t1_j253rkb wrote

I mean, White Lotus isn't really known for those. S2 had them, but that was the theme of that specific season.

That said, yes.

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drunktaylorswift t1_j25sv0w wrote

Season 1 didn't not have them. With the anilingus and what not.

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Chataboutgames t1_j260k9r wrote

Yeah but that was played for chaotic and comic effect, not eroticism

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Keachy_Plean t1_j24ttck wrote

Jeff Goldblum would be fun or Bryan Cranston.

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garlicbreadmemesplz t1_j27smwi wrote

GOLDBLUHM!

“Hmmm... ahhhh

It appears that...

I’ve been ahh uhmm

Stabbed. Would you like a uhm

Throat lozenge.”

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RitoRvolto t1_j24dey6 wrote

Jennifer Coolidge, with a crossover with The Walking Dead.

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silversatire t1_j253jww wrote

Oooh, look, a zombie. He looks kinda like...my ex. Yeeeahhh.

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Varekai79 t1_j24ils3 wrote

Laura Linney would make a great guest, or invert the trope and make her the resort manager.

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G_Liddell t1_j24brvg wrote

Spoiler: in the extras the show writer said he's working on it being themed on death, taking place in south Asia, and possibly following Portia as she unravels Tanya'a death.

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Chataboutgames t1_j2541ej wrote

> and likely following Portia as she unravels Tanya'a death.

Wait what? Where did he say this? He mentioned that the truth would likely come out about her death, but nothing this specific.

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potum11 t1_j2549py wrote

Yeah, more likely to be focused on Greg if they do go the route of chronicling his downfall. No reason for Portia to stay at another White Lotus location.

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Chataboutgames t1_j254gt6 wrote

Or to watch her do some weird investigation thing, and why on Earth would she be in South Asia at a White Lotus doing such an investigation?

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m_garlic87 t1_j286wbc wrote

I feel like she’s too mousy to be traveling the world trying to uncover the death of her old boss that I don’t think she really liked THAT much.

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Mentoman72 t1_j29igin wrote

She assumed she was the guest who drowned and like 10 seconds later moved on and started flirting with Albie lmao

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Varekai79 t1_j24igpz wrote

Where is "southwest" Asia?

Mike White has indicated he would like it set in Japan, which is in East Asia.

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drupoxy t1_j25fqnk wrote

Well considering the Maldives is mentioned multiple times this season...

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Retrooo t1_j251ngb wrote

Samsara is also a concept in Buddhism, which has spread throughout East Asia.

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FunFunFun8 t1_j24ymk5 wrote

Paul Dano

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baseball8888 t1_j28ivb3 wrote

Lol same. In an earlier thread I said he should be a creepy bellhop

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azul360 t1_j253qtt wrote

Honestly more focus on the location and actors in that location. My favorites BY FAR were the Italian actors this season and I really hope we get more of that next season. I feel like the first season had a tiny bit of a focus on Hawaii but it felt like it could have been anywhere. Season 2 really focused on the regions and love of the locations and it felt so much better.

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yungalohaa t1_j24jgw8 wrote

Not sure who I’d pick but hopefully an entirely new cast. I could see Kristen Bell nailing the comedic timing playing one of the rich asshole guests. Season 2 was so goofy by the end with the murder plotline my biggest hope is that it’s not revisited at all.

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CharlieChowderButt t1_j258p54 wrote

If they do that next season too this becomes a show about a chain of murder hotels. Doesn’t it? If that happened irl there would be all kinds of reporting on it. People would sour on the brand.

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Bonzi777 t1_j26zo4l wrote

The newsworthiness of the season 1 murder depends on how famous the White Lotus chain is in that fictional world. But for season 2, yeah, an American multi-millionaire dying while a boat full of dead old money Italians floated nearby, and the “how the hell did that happen?” mystery that resulted would be international news.

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fngbuildingapc t1_j2879nu wrote

I kinda figured that was the point. My favorite part of season 2 was trying to figure out who was going to get killed

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macgart t1_j27lr4l wrote

They def need to not milk the murder mystery anymore. I would play with the idea of death without it being a straight murder mystery.

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CakeBrigadier t1_j25eddy wrote

I’m hoping Greg is the returning character and he’s at a meditation resort in east Asia seeking some eastern medicine healing for the illness he has

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Walter-MarkItZero t1_j25gbfx wrote

Maura Tierney. She killed it in The Affair and I’d like to see her do something similar to what Michael Imperioli did in S2.

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brownarmyhat t1_j25i6zc wrote

I miss Justin Theroux

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Mentoman72 t1_j29i9ty wrote

He will be in the White House Plumbers HBO mini series in 2023.

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aa851210 t1_j26x6v7 wrote

Laura Dern has already been established as Dominic’s wife over the phone, bring her character into the show with their daughter!

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son_of_abe t1_j27pvm1 wrote

Wait, that was her? They got her for two lines??

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Mentoman72 t1_j29i470 wrote

They used her for the voice but in a later episode you can see on his phone that it isn't Laura Dern.

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Parasingularity t1_j26iae1 wrote

Donald Glover. Or any of the main cast from Atlanta. How great would that be?

Maybe add a little color to the usual class warfare theme.

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tango-01 t1_j24ahmg wrote

If it has to be a returning character, then Greg obviously. We need to know what happened to the poor widower.

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G_Liddell t1_j24crdc wrote

Well he successfully arranged for his wife's murder so probably just fishing and smoking cigars with the boys.

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nysraved t1_j24nldj wrote

Dude, he just had to go back to Denver for business, he’ll be back in Sicily any day now!

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Starbucks__Lovers t1_j24d4w5 wrote

And the people he was going to owe for the murder got blasted. He’s buying the white lotus

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mcwhizzle91 t1_j24z8ny wrote

I was today years old when I found out Greg can throw a football over them mountains.

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BossmanBobCormier t1_j256zuk wrote

I’d love to see Jim Carrey as the guy in charge of the resort

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imeeme t1_j25yaan wrote

Tilda Swinton, as the hotel manager.

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_Jetto_ t1_j26vd73 wrote

They’ve been spot on with casting so I’m cool with whoever. HBO casting has historically been crazy good !!

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LibrarySeeker t1_j263ru7 wrote

  • Constance Wu as a burnt out resort manager

  • Paul Mescal and Lana Condor as newlyweds with secrets

  • Brie Larson and Alison Brie as feuding sisters, Brie’s character could be wealthy and constantly reminding Alison’s of her wealth for petty reasons

  • Kiki Layne as a holiday maker who somehow gets caught up in everyone’s drama

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JesusCabrita t1_j26ecck wrote

I need a season with Thandie Newton, Emily Blunt and Kristen Bell

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fuzzy_skarekrow t1_j27087a wrote

I want a different type of hotel manager, who is completely two-faced. Like exquisite with the guests but horrendously abusive to employees and they turn on him/her. And I want an actor we haven't seen in a role like that.

Anna Gunn

Tom Hiddleston

Eva Green

Rhea Seehorn

Ruth Negga

Samantha Morton

Karl Urban

Ken Watanabe

Stephanie Hsu

Ncuti Gatwa

James Spader

Ian McShane

Viola Davis

Michaela Coel

Maya Erskine

Any of them as the two faced hotel manager. Idk what kind of location, Iceland, New Zealand, New Orleans, IDC.

But give me Josh Groban in the role of the terrible womanizer guest or an incompetent bellhop who frequently gets shit hammered on duty and keeps likes to sing at the lobby piano when he's blackout drunk.

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sevensantana7 t1_j26yzjp wrote

I was really hoping Jennifer Coolidge would somehow bethe character that survives each season

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FR_FX t1_j278h9c wrote

Parker Posey.

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cjboffoli t1_j24pakg wrote

Jennifer Coolidge. Somehow.

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ChrundleThundergun t1_j25yxq2 wrote

Glen Howerton to play a psychopathic douchebag, basically I want Dennis Reynolds in White Lotus. I feel he's the natural progression of that character. Shane to Cam to Dennis.

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KickerofTale t1_j25ufii wrote

More poor people. The rich aren’t interesting or relatable.

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DancingOnACounter t1_j27wyvz wrote

I find that to be the point of WL. It’s about privileged, mainly white people who are deep down really fucked up and have personal drama they keep private despite their insane wealth. The White Lotus company in itself is a franchise of 5-star resorts. So it’s kinda hard to stray away from that setting and position.

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Chataboutgames t1_j253og5 wrote

I'd like to see a return to something meaningfully recognizable as satire. I just don't think the show is actually smart or focused enough to say things about topics as big as sexuality and human nature. The whole "sexy murder mystery" thing is the sort of stuff that lights Twitter on fire and generates buzz but ultimately nothing about S2 is especially memorable.

EDIT: Ah shit you said "who." Let's go for more Sopranos alum, Edie Falco.

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agtk t1_j25j12b wrote

I'd love Alison Brie alongside Brie Larson for the confusion factor alone. Would also love Milana Vayntrub.

Karen Fukuhara would be great too. In fact, let's just bring the whole cast of The Boys.

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cosmicballls t1_j25taxr wrote

Jennifer Coolidge as a character the complete opposite of Tanya. Some ratchet woman that won a stay at a white lotus in a tricky tray or something.

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YourDarlingSpeedster t1_j26kkvf wrote

Ryan Reynolds. As someone with no sense of humor. Like a depressed man going through a divorce. He’s actually very very good in dramatic roles. He sadly just thinks everyone wants to see him play Deadpool all the time.

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igp18 t1_j276v0h wrote

Jim Carrey, Tim Robinson, Kim Basinger, Alicia Silverstone

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kingfelix333 t1_j27acow wrote

Matt bomber as the hotel manager. He's played some suave characters in the past and it would be cool to have him back in action trying to pull over some type of con on every guest.

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aw-un t1_j27vdwm wrote

Christine Baranski

Patti Lupone

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Unspokenwordvomit t1_j28n4w8 wrote

Here’s a wee list of people I think would be awesome in one way or another Bill Hader.

Sam Rockwell

Billy Magnussen

Regina Hall

Nathalie Emmanuel

John Francis Daly

Leslie Mann

Craig Robinson

Alia Shawkat

Halle Berry

Joe Maganiello

Bob Odenkirk

Joe Lo Truglio

Anna Camp

Wayne Brady

Lake Bell

Ashton Kutcher

Jordan Peele

Justin Long

Thomas Doherty

Boris Kodjoe

Christin Milioti

Martin Starr

Jonah Hill

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blue_ninja808 t1_j2527x2 wrote

I know it probably won’t happen and that their story is probably done but I really loved the 2 couples, Harper and Ethan /Daphne and Cameron. Maybe this could be their “next year trip”. Other than that Portia would be fun if she took a trip with Albie.

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HoneyShaft t1_j256tpt wrote

Greg getting his comeuppance

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IMovedYourCheese t1_j25d47e wrote

I'd like a cast of mostly unknowns, like the first two seasons.

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ness180 t1_j26818z wrote

Parker Posey

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EngineEddie t1_j26e15x wrote

Id love it to be based in a high-end Australian resort and feature family members of Armond. Would be fun to get some unexpected Australian actors to be involved too, like Eric Bana or Guy Pierce.

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FreddyMerken t1_j2764yy wrote

Pedro Pascal and baby Yoda just running around.

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aistreak t1_j27e4zz wrote

More perspective navigating complex, nearly taboo, relationships. Loved how non-vanilla this last season was and the surprises that unfolded along the way.

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drsteve103 t1_j27pqac wrote

Greg gets what’s coming to him and Portia is Tanya’s heir and daughter

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pandaappleblossom t1_j27tvwq wrote

Sandra Oh Keegan Michael Key Tim Heidecker Barbara Streisand

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Pinkunicorn1982 t1_j27v1ot wrote

Greg- did he get Tanya’s inheritance then? I want to know what his scheming ass is up to!

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heyyyouguys t1_j280syt wrote

Lizzy Caplin and or Adam Brody. Claire Danes would be good too. Just watched the fleishman is in trouble finale…

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AlBundysbathrobe t1_j280uk8 wrote

Daniel Craig! And he solves the mystery in episode 6-7

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CuriousMonster9 t1_j2830mn wrote

Keegan-Michael Key

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Anya Taylor-Joy

Max Greenfield

Regina Hall

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kanekong t1_j287eie wrote

Jennifer Coolidge. Always and forever.

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gonzagylot00 t1_j25h7am wrote

Mike White, the creator of White Lotus, is an accomplished actor. I can see him as a Maitre'd who gets dunked on constantly.

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ExcitedByNoise t1_j25z0ej wrote

Steve Harvey in a Jennifer Coolidge type role.

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Felaguin t1_j26ksyp wrote

So you want to see her play herself?

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ChaunceyT46 t1_j271drt wrote

Tom Hardy doing unhinged Tom Hardy sh*t

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Dixonfire t1_j27d2l2 wrote

Greg!!! He’s the only link to season 1. I think they’ll open with his character like they did with Tanya this previous season.

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CatfishMcCoy t1_j27g08s wrote

I’d like to see them keep one character and Haley Lu’s seems like a great choice

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macgart t1_j27lyd4 wrote

I would love Margot Robbie. I think Mike white Can write her a good role and he’s been shown to bring great performances when directed well.

If they ever set it in Australia, she could be a local or even the hotel manager.

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rossco9 t1_j27sl5y wrote

Walton Goggins

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BLKWD_ t1_j27smwu wrote

Jeff Bridges as the bartender/resort "therapist"

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gobears2616 t1_j27wzuu wrote

This may be an unpopular opinion but I really did not like Jennifer Coolidge’s character in the show, even from season 1. She’s a fantastic actor/actress, I just didn’t like the caricature of the character herself.

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abrack08 t1_j283kki wrote

Aya Cash, Mads Mikkelsen, Carrie Coon.

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m_garlic87 t1_j2870aj wrote

Gillian Jacobs. I don’t see her enough anymore.

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wushimushi t1_j28a3cw wrote

Tony Jaa as a local Muay Thai instructor that Jennifer Aniston Falls in love with on her holiday

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Sonakstyle t1_j28hmnv wrote

Just a better season

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jakeonaplane t1_j28n8z6 wrote

My theory is that season 3 will take place at a White Lotus in heaven - that way Jennifer Coolidge can come back.

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BraceThis t1_j2658or wrote

Casting unknown talent / relatable situations / less artistic camera work and more natural dialogue.

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foxathorchick t1_j2773sg wrote

Anything other than the end of season 2

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ChillBroDamn t1_j26bglm wrote

Olivia munn if she goes full frontal

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crabdipped t1_j24z7cl wrote

Ewwwww eww ew Brie Larson really? I don’t think she has the talent to pull off that type of role. Hell nah. Nope

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BraceThis t1_j265kyu wrote

You’re not wrong. Talent aside, she’s just too big of a presence for this.

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