I recognize this is unnecessarily harsh, but as one who’s always struggled with even getting into relationships, it will never not piss me off watching the way luckier guys take them for granted and spike the bag into the ground so hard it gets stuck there.

The massive fuckup here is being so unbelievably horny that you can’t go without photos for three days. People are saying “this is what horny guy brain does,” but it really isn’t. I have experienced horny guy brain. If it is, please seek therapy. Only an extremely immature (or young) guy would pass this many “I know I shouldn’t do this but” checks in his head over a couple of nudes. Assuming the story is true the way you tell it. Imagine causing a major problem in your relationship that leads to both of you crying over what is basically nothing (these photos aren’t public or anything) because you can’t keep your dick in your pants for five minutes. Making your girlfriend watch you pick photos of her so that you don’t have to jack off with porn, or god forbid your imagination alone, on rare days in the future. If this does spell the beginning of the end of it, do me a favor and don’t be such a fucking idiot when you luck into another one