Lookie here, I'm no moralising do-gooder. You won't believe that in a minute, I know, but... honestly I'm not.

But, like, did you ever get the feeling the universe is telling you something about the choices you made here?

Dude, just a friendly tip. Perhaps just have a think about maybe *not* going to strip clubs. Or accepting invitations to take drugs. Or getting intoxicated to the point where you feel those are good decisions.