Story time; I’m at the airport and grab a water to refill my canister…and of course, yep, carbonated. But my bottle doesn’t have a flip straw, it’s a full width screw top. Fast forward, I’m watching a movie 10,000 feet up, gets thirsty. Twissst. Nothing. Super stuck. It took all my strength to get it to budge a centimeter, at which point I realize. When I get this off, it’s going to be fucking loud. Twiiiiiiist. Creak. BAM. It’s like a gunshot, and the entire cabin whips around at me, holding a smoking metal canister like a spent cannon shell. My bad